I get $20 on pump 3? 20, yeah. That's only a dollar? Oh shit, my bad, brother. What's that, man? It's a printer. You never seen that? Do it again??? You have a dollar? Bro, look at this. You never seen this? It's a money printer. You have a dollar? I can print you as much money as you guys want. Hey, Bobby! Look at that, man. I found this, I'll tel
BUNKER HILL MARKET & DELI. ULTRA. Red Bull. RAW. Sir, I got a call in on stealing. Was it this place? It was the one behind of you. No. It's a bezel. Oh, you sure? 'Cause you look like you was stealing something. Do I need to check him? We look like. He looked like it, right? He put some Starburst in his pocket or something. I don't know. Can I che
Loser! Did that woman just rob you? That's my wife. Wow. Well, she certainly seems spirited. Yeah, she's a spitfire. No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce, and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it. Huh. Looks like money well spent. Yeah. Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring. You know... I need to fin
What do you want to show me first? I don't know. It's pretty, but there's really nothing to do once it gets dark. Wait. What's that place? So you're telling me that I can pick between all these different kinds of chips? Yes. How do people decide? Whoa! Now what's that? Beautiful fountain of rubies. Johnny, have you tried the Slurpee? Not that quick
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